Hangovers take more than one day to get over.
Dip is my favorite food group (ex. spinach dip, 7 layer dip,
buffalo chicken dip, etc.).
Ice Cream is my second favorite food group.
I’m not sure I ever want to live with a boy.
Casual sex doesn't mean you’re slutty.
Having a clean house makes me happy.
Thanksgiving dinner should happen more than once a year.
I like puppies better than babies.
I hate New Jersey and everything from it.
Small penises scare me.
I don’t think most Adam Sandler movies are funny.
All of my doctors are Jewish.
I have no desire to go SCUBA diving, jump out of a plane, or
go to outer space.
A king size bed is necessary.
I hate homework...still.
If teachers would put lessons in the form of a song, I could
remember EVERYTHING.
I can no longer drink coffee at night.
I wish I had a bedtime and naps were mandatory.
Crying men make me uncomfortable.
I still find milk completely repulsive.
Katy Perry’s “music” is terrible and anything by Owl City causes me
physical pain.
Religion is ridiculous.
I love doing jigsaw puzzles.
I’ll never understand Ebonics...yo.
Vegetarians are annoying.
Vegans are worse.
I love driving fast cars.
I’m not sure I’ll ever be good at public speaking.
My gut feeling is always right.
This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen...
